One-liners

* Get to know your future.....Repeat the past

* Exaggerating.......Its just too much!

* A person without a dream is like a ball pen without a spring

* It takes more time to upload than to download ---- reason ---- gravity…

* Women look like Prosperity but spend like recession

* Laziness is our biggest enemy… Aren’t we supposed to love our enemies?

Sachana U.
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* A wise man once said....nothing as it wasn't right, at the moment to say anything!!

Tomas O’ Carthaigh - tomasocarthaigh@yahoo.com
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* Live not to exist but exist to live…

* Liars are the laziest of all they are always lying…

* Synonymous of meaning is synonymous…

* Eating too much can damage health especially when its eating your words…

* Fearless only fears the feeling of fear….

* Wisdom to know, how and when to use the wisdom is what makes a person wise

* Nothing can be as bad as it looks.

* Expertise of an expert lies in knowing more of less.

* Today is the right day to put-off things for tomorrow...

JU - jitnu@yahoo.com
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* Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

* There cannot be a bigger cause for divorce than marriage.

* The road to success is always under construction.

* I have never been drunk, but often I've been over served.

* As long as a guy doesn’t love a girl he can be happy with any girl.

* I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

* To be a writer is great... what is not is the paperwork!

* The problem with being punctual is that there's no one there to appreciate it.

* Avoid the 5 O'clock rush: leave work after lunch!

* If you can't convince them, confuse them.

* I would work hard someday and someday is not a day of the week.

Mandar Parab
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* It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.

* I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

* The cigarette does the smoking - you are just  the sucker.

* Work is fine if it doesn't take up too much of your time.

Jayanand Ukey - jayanand_ukey@hotmail.com
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